A couple of hunters are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out
his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the
operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a
calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's
make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"
*Most Joketobers were found on the web. Sorry I don't have the sources!
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